How American Are You? Discover Your Americanness Through Fun!
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Chapter 1: The Quiz Introduction
Have you ever wondered how "American" you truly are? This lighthearted quiz presents thirty amusing questions designed to gauge your level of Americanness.
Chapter 2: The Quiz Questions
Here’s a collection of questions to evaluate your Americanness:
- How frequently do you assert, “I have the right to…”?
- I have the right not to respond — 1 point
- Once a month — 2 points
- Only in court — 3 points
- How often do you proclaim, “It’s a free country”?
- Daily — 1 point
- Monthly — 2 points
- Freedom is overrated — 3 points
- How often do you mention, “It’s God’s will”?
- Daily — 1 point
- Monthly — 2 points
- I don’t believe in God — 3 points
- Is paying $8 for a Starbucks coffee acceptable?
- Yes — 1 point
- No — 2 points
- I don’t visit Starbucks — 3 points
- How often do you leave your car to grab food or drinks?
- Never — 1 point
- Occasionally — 2 points
- How do you buy food in a car? — 3 points
- What’s the total number of cars you and your partner own?
- More than one — 1 point
- One — 2 points
- None / I dislike cars — 3 points
- How often do you let your dog roam off-leash?
- Never, it's illegal! — 1 point
- In my backyard — 2 points
- When it's safe — 3 points
- Are you a gun owner?
- Yes — 0 points
- No — 2 points
- Do I seem like a gun owner? — 3 points
- Do you think socialism is bad?
- Socialism is for the weak — 1 point
- No — 2 points
- Why would it be? — 3 points
- Should healthcare be free for everyone?
- No, we're not socialists — 1 point
- Yes — 2 points
- Isn't it? — 3 points
- Do you watch FOX News?
- Yes — 1 point
- No — 2 points
- Is that a Netflix series? — 3 points
- Are there bumper stickers on your vehicle?
- Yes — 1 point
- No — 2 points
- I don’t own a car — 3 points
- Do you have a sign in your yard?
- Yes — 1 point
- No — 2 points
- I don’t have a yard — 3 points
- What’s the size of your vehicle?
- Tank-sized — 1 point
- SUV — 2 points
- I use Uber — 3 points
- How loud is your vehicle?
- Very loud! — 1 point
- Not loud — 2 points
- What’s a loud car? — 3 points
- Do you require "personal space"?
- Yes, it’s my right — 1 point
- It’s good to have — 2 points
- Do you mean a closet? — 3 points
- Can you list the seven continents offhand?
- Canada, Mexico, America? — 1 point
- I thought there were five — 2 points
- Of course — 3 points
- Do you know the difference between Danish and Dutch?
- Is Dutch a pastry too? — 1 point
- They’re in Europe, right? — 2 points
- Of course — 3 points
- Who is the current president of France?
- Napoleon? — 1 point
- Jean-Luc Godard? — 2 points
- Emmanuel Macron — 3 points
- What does EU stand for?
- Short for Europe? — 1 point
- European Union? — 2 points
- Economic and political union of European nations — 3 points
- What does UK represent?
- England — 1 point
- The United Kingdom — 2 points
- The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland — 3 points
- What’s the capital of Canada?
- Seattle — 1 point
- Toronto — 2 points
- Ottawa — 3 points
- What is Euro?
- Didn’t we discuss this already? — 1 point
- The continent? — 2 points
- A currency used in Europe — 3 points
- Would you prefer canned soda packs or a Sodastream?
- Is Sodastream a new flavor? — 1 point
- Canned soda, but I recycle — 2 points
- I have a Sodastream already — 3 points
- Would you choose Nespresso or Keurig?
- Espresso is for weaklings, I prefer drip coffee — 1 point
- Keurig — 2 points
- What’s a Keurig? — 3 points
- Is ketchup considered a vegetable?
- Yes — 1 point
- No — 2 points
- Is that a joke? — 3 points
- Are French fries a vegetable?
- Duh — 1 point
- Sort of — 2 points
- No — 3 points
- Do you have more bathrooms than bedrooms?
- Yes — 1 point
- I wish — 2 points
- No! Who would clean that? — 3 points
- Do you own a “bonus room”?
- Yes — 1 point
- I wish — 2 points
- What’s a “bonus room”? — 3 points
- What’s the size of your TV?
- As big as possible — 1 point
- 50 inches — 2 points
- 40 inches — 3 points
Scoring:
- 29-50 points: You epitomize American culture!
- 50-70 points: You represent the average American.
- 70-90 points: You might be European.
I personally scored 75 points, and that encapsulates my life story. What about you?
Chapter 3: Video Insights
For a humorous take on American identity, check out the following videos:
The first video titled "I'm More American than You and I Can PROVE IT (Funny Quiz)" provides a comedic exploration of what it means to be American.
The second video, "Americans Take The United States Citizenship Test!" showcases individuals taking a lighthearted approach to a serious subject.